About DitaVonChaos

Writer. Role player. Never a poet.

I have about a million novels started, but not one finished. I've got short stories, chapters, ideas, and sentences floating around here. Eventually, hopefully, some of them will come together into a complete work. Until then, I just have fun creating.

I'm slightly obsessed with Karl Urban. And, by "slightly," I mean I'm crazy-obsessed over the man. Not that I stalk him. I mean, I would, but I'm too smart for that. And I don't want him to think I'm a creeper.

I also have a deep love for Dita Von Teese. She's beautiful, strong, opinionated, intelligent, and everything society tells little girls to be. She's my Barbie.

I have had writing partners come and go. Some are still my closest friends outside of RP, best friends even. There are a handful of these treasures I've had the pleasure and honor of writing with, such as FG, Evans, Ren, Sare, Enigma, Beastie and Minion, Angel, Orion, Hat/RPMagic, Max and even a few bad eggs that, while they brought me down, have served to make me realize exactly who I am and what I want in a writing partner. 

My eternal crush, my everything is #Awesome. Sometimes it does only take a DM Game to make you brave enough to say what you've always wanted to say. Sometimes the stars align and things finally click into the place they were always meant to. @JforJawesome calms me, invigorates me, humors me, and above all, tolerates me and all my chaos. It was like it was always meant to be.

My Tumblr Dita Von Chaos

In the real world, I'm currently an AR Manager in a dermatology office and the coder/biller for another physician. The work can be boring and tedious, but it suits me. It gives me time to think and time to not think. I'm not necessarily a people person, so it works for me.

I have four brothers and they each have families. I'm the lone hold-out in that respect. Kids just aren't my cup of tea unless I can send them home to parents who are far more willing to handle the less-than-pleasant aspects of rearing children. Other than that, my personal life is just that, personal.